Some things are just funny

It seems like Jesse is in my blog a lot. Yesterday he topped the list of funnies again. He doesn't like to take the time to wash his hands after using the toilet. So he's devised this plan to help himself out. It goes something like this:

• Have mom lift you onto the toilet.
• Bend as far forward to make sure you don't have to touch yourself to get the flow going into the toilet.
• Shake yourself dry so as not to touch anything again.
• Have mom lift up your unders and pants for you.
• Try to run out of the bathroom as quickly as possible, but when mom catches you, then
• Ask mom to flush, when she politely declines ( this is the new part yesterday) you think to yourself if I don't use my hands to flush I won't have to wash...hmmm...I could use my teeth to flush...whoops... mom doesn't like that idea, I'll use my forehead instead...dang...I guess she won't let me do that either. Dang, I'm missing SUPER WHY, I guess I better hurry and wash 'cause she won't let me out of the bathroom until I do.

No kidding, I sat in the bathroom for several minutes laughing after he left. Silly boy. I'll have to see what happens today.